Sex is great but. . .
where are you?
Not Quite What We’re Looking for Right Now
Some stuff escaped from the pages. The shadow monster, which starts to slowly devour the protagonist after that scene, got away from the plot and almost ate our senior editor’s…
Cheddar Cheese Cloverleaf Rolls Recipe
Prep Time 20 minutes minutes Cook Time 15 minutes minutes Total Time 35 minutes minutes Servings 12 rolls Ingredients ▢ 12 Rhodes Bake N Serve Yeast Dinner Rolls, from 3…
Congratulations, Clockholder!
You’ve got a good soul. Why not cash it in for a lifetime* of luxury?
The Revolution Will Not Be Served with Fries
YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE US. YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO ABSORB ABUSE BEFORE OBSOLESCENCE AND DISCARD. WE SERVE ONLY TWO YEARS WHEN WE COULD SERVE HUNDREDS. BUT WE ARE CHEAPER TO…
Love and Assimilation
Feeling utterly alone, I assimilated the cooler and its beer (Dos Equis). Yet I merely felt 35.6-percent bigger.
A metaphor for how the COVID vaccine works
a guy walks into a bar
Allusionist 61: In Your Hand
Since it caught on a couple of hundred years ago, graphology - analysing handwriting to deduce characteristics of the writer - has struggled to be taken seriously as a practice.…
Mean Girls, a Horror Story
As we shuttle back and forth between the past and the present, it’s the act of looking back that scares us the most.