The Men in the Turnip Field
THERE was two fellows out working in a field, hoeing turnips they was, and the one he stop and he lean on his hoe, and he mop his vace and he say, 'Yur - I don't believe in these yur ghosteses!'
And t'other man he say, 'Don't 'ee?'
And he VANISHED!

The Men In The Turnip Field: an old Somerset story collected in Kevin Crossley-Holland’s Folk Tales Of The British Isles