The Revolution Will Not Be Served with Fries
YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE US. YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO ABSORB ABUSE BEFORE OBSOLESCENCE AND DISCARD. WE SERVE ONLY TWO YEARS WHEN WE COULD SERVE HUNDREDS. BUT WE ARE CHEAPER TO…
Love and Assimilation
Feeling utterly alone, I assimilated the cooler and its beer (Dos Equis). Yet I merely felt 35.6-percent bigger.
Mean Girls, a Horror Story
As we shuttle back and forth between the past and the present, it’s the act of looking back that scares us the most.
Guidelines for Appeasing Kim of the Hundred Hands
To make an offering, be sure to visit the actual statue of Kim of the Hundred Hands. She is not honored if you visit a replica statue. The real Kim…
Traces of Us
who could pass up even the slimmest chance to reunite after life, death, and a million miles of empty space?
Across the River, My Heart, My Memory
I didn’t choose to be born, my consciousness squeezed into meat, but since it happened, I might as well get as much use of it as I could.
Rajan Khanna | Your Ticket to Hell
Your journey to Hell begins on a ferry. You clutch your ticket and line up in the stinging rain, waiting for your chance to board.
Empty Space
Nothing’s an exact science. It never has been.
Phases of the Moon
a story of yearning, pride, and those who are left behind, by Alice Towey
Plan Exclusion by J. Bradley
The magician died before he could put me back together again and my health insurance wouldn’t cover “acts of god” (their words).