The Trick with Immortality

you start the warm water

I noticed a new god in the temple

Joe Biden vs Godzilla

I lived in the first century of world wars

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime

I have eaten the rich

Singular They

We shoveled your drive

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Behold the Winners of the 280-Character Story Contest

Two weeks ago, we asked you to write 280-character short stories, in honor of the unasked-for, unappreciated, and frankly awful increase in Twitter’s tweet length restrictions. Uncannily, we wound up…