Not Quite What We’re Looking for Right Now
Some stuff escaped from the pages. The shadow monster, which starts to slowly devour the protagonist after that scene, got away from the plot and almost ate our senior editor’s…
Congratulations, Clockholder!
You’ve got a good soul. Why not cash it in for a lifetime* of luxury?
Love and Assimilation
Feeling utterly alone, I assimilated the cooler and its beer (Dos Equis). Yet I merely felt 35.6-percent bigger.
Guidelines for Appeasing Kim of the Hundred Hands
To make an offering, be sure to visit the actual statue of Kim of the Hundred Hands. She is not honored if you visit a replica statue. The real Kim…
Empty Space
Nothing’s an exact science. It never has been.
The Census Faces Unusual Challenges on Audvarn-3
as Treye drew closer, the Auddids retreated inside.
Plan Exclusion by J. Bradley
The magician died before he could put me back together again and my health insurance wouldn’t cover “acts of god” (their words).
Second Period Savior by Katherine Gleason
She was looking at my paper. I was sure of it. But every time I turned toward her, she ducked. I was certain Mr. K would see me looking her…
there’s urban legends about me
in the dark only his teeth are visible