The man whose anti-war art was too radical for anti-war activists
Children of the 60s, 70s, and 80s know Tomi Ungerer as an illustrator of kids' books like "Flat Stanley," "The Mellops" series, and "Crictor." But Ungerer is more than an illustrator…
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software
FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist after it emerged the jewels were merely stolen for the…
The Onion: Dying Gazans Criticized For Not Using Last Words To Condemn Hamas
At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a…
Little VVomen
little women meets the VVitch by Shipwrecked.
Experts Warn Heat Wave Could Lead To Huge Surge In Shirtless Italian Grandpas With Wet Washcloths On Head
SEATTLE—As temperatures top 100 degrees, the National Weather Service warned Tuesday that the record-breaking heat wave currently plaguing the Pacific Northwest could cause an unprecedented surge in shirtless Italian grandpas…
Conclusive Series Of Diagnostic Tests Determines Lump On Man’s Neck Fun To Poke
At press time, Dr. Fennell confirmed to reporters that the lump was much less delightful once it had ruptured from excessive prodding. {read}